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October 12

OPRAH WINFREY ON MEN

OPRAH WINFREY ON MEN

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunchof different women.
He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?
Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up.
Never let a man know everything.*
He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behaviour.* Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are... even if he
has more education or in a better job.
Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man. If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
All men are NOT dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is two way street.
You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...look for someone complimentary...not supplementary. Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted.
Never move into his mother's house. Never co-sign for a man.
Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.* Keep him in your radar but get to know others. 

Share this with other women and men (just so they know)... You'll make someone smile, another rethink her choices, and another woman prepare.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them. 



"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a
vegetarian.

nice joke,,

There was an Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,but managed to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation,she lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher what she wanted. The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy some bananas. So she brought her husband to the store..............

what did she do?


HellOOOOOOOOOOOO,
What were you thinking? ?
HellOOOOOOOOOOOO,
Her husband speaks English....
October 11

give me your openion

please u can leave your openion here ... about this space .. and what it need more and what it's missing ..

October 09

Guestbook

 
CaesaR's GuestBook
                   
I'm adding my guestbook ..
So please come and leave a sign of you behind
 
 
 

IF ONE DAY

IF ONE DAY ..
 
if one day u feel like crying
call me..
i don't promise ..
   that i'll make u laugh..
      but i can cry with u..
 
if one day u want to run away.
     don't be afraid to call me.
     i don't promise...
     to ask u to stop.
     but i can run with u...
 
if one day u don't want to listen to any one.
   call me...
i promise to be there for u.
and i promise to be very quiet.
 
but if one day u call me...
and there is no answer.
come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need You..
 
                                  " FOR US & U "
September 28

Ittihad take giant step towards final

 
 
Defending champions Al Ittihad put themselves within touching distance of a return to the AFC Champions League final with a stunning 5-0 away win over Busan I’Park in the semi-final first leg on Wednesday evening.
 
 

BUSAN – Defending champions Al Ittihad put themselves within touching distance of a return to the AFC Champions League final with a stunning 5-0 away win over Busan I’Park in the semi-final first leg on Wednesday evening.

Playing in their first game in Korea since famously beating Seongnam Chunma by the same score in last year’s final, the Saudi side notched five second-half goals to virtually assure themselves of victory over the Korea FA Cup holders.

Busan went into the game at the Gudeok Stadium with a record eight consecutive wins in the competition but three goals in 10 minutes early in the second half sent them crashing to their first defeat in the AFC Champions League.

Marzouk Al Otaibi headed in the opening goal on 55 minutes after good work by Sierra Leone striker Mohamad Kallon, who then fired home Ittihad’s second from a free-kick seven minutes later.

Brazilian midfield Tcheco then delivered a hammer blow to Busan’s hopes when he volleyed home Ibrahim Sowed’s cross on 65 minutes.

Ittihad stretched their lead on 86 minute as the Busan defence failed to cut out Tcheco’s low cross as Saud Khariri made it 4-0, before substitute Hamzah Idris completed the rout, slipping the ball through the legs of Busan goalkeeper Kim Yong-dae in the final minute.

 

The second leg will be held in Jeddah on October 12. The final of the AFC Champions League will take place over two legs on October 26 and October 31.

September 21

TYPES OF WOMEN

Types of Women
 
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

 RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. 


 WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her. 


 Office Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your 


  SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! 
   

 INTERNET Woman: 
Difficult to access. 


 SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her. 


 MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.


CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster. 
  

 E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. 

  
 VIRUS Woman: 
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes,
installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to
uninstall her you will lose everything.......
 
September 09

Friendship bracelet




Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart are real weak and most susceptible?

Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need someone to protect them?

Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are:

I love you, Sorry and help me




did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves?

Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty?

Did you know that those who dress in black are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding?

Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds?




Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face?

Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted?

Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do.  



But don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for yourself, if you know someone that is in need of something that I mentioned, and you know that you can help, you'll see that it will be returned in two-fold.


Today, the ball of
FRIENDSHIP is in your court.


June 09

K.S.A TO GERMANY

Saudi Arabia qualify by beating Uzbekistan


Saudi Arabia qualified for next year's FIFA World Cup™ finals in Germany by beating Uzbekistan 3-0 in Riyadh on Wednesday.

Inspirational Saudi captain Sami al-Jaber scored twice for the hosts, in the ninth and 60th minutes. Saad al-Harthi, who came on as a replacement for Jaber in the 68th minute, grabbed a third for Saudi Arabia three minutes from time.

The result left Saudi Arabia on top of Asian qualifying Group 1, with 11 points from five games. Korea Republic, who also qualified for Germany on Wednesday with a 4-0 win over Kuwait, lie a point behind in second place.

Kuwait are in third place on four points while Uzbekistan lie bottom with two points.

السعودية رسميا إلى ألمانيا 2006 : بقيادة سامي وبتأكيد سعد تأهلوا الصقور الخضر للمرة الرابعة


الصور تتحدث عن نفسها

للمرة الرابعة على التوالي تأهل المنتخب السعودي إلى نهائيات كأس العالم بعد فوزه في لقاء اليوم على منتخب أوزباكستان بثلاثة أهداف مقابل لاشيء ليعلن أول تأهل عربي إلى المونديال القادم .

بدأ المنتخب السعودي هذا اللقاء وسط أهازيج أكثر من 70 ألف مشجع ملأوا مدرجات استاد الملك فهد الدولي ولم تمضي 9 دقائق من الشوط الأول حتى رسم قائد سرب الصقور الخضر سامي الجابر البسمة على وجوه هذه الجماهير بتسجيله للهدف الأول للمنتخب السعودي . واكتفى السعوديون في هذا الشوط الذي لعبوه بطريقة استعراضية أمام جماهيرهم الغفيرة وأمتعوها بأجمل الفنيات وأرقى المهارات بهدف الجابر هذا .

وفي الشوط الثاني عاد الذئب سامي الجابر ليؤكد التفوق السعودي بتسديدة استقرت في الشباك الأوزبكية هدف ثاني للمنتخب السعودي عند الدقيقة 61 .

وفي ظل الاحتفالية السعودية بضمان التأهل أراد السيد كالديرون إراحة قائد السرب الأخضر سامي الجابر وإشراك مهاجم لايقل خطورة وهو سعد الحارثي الذي نزل فكان معه هدف كما حصل في لقاء الكويت السابق ليسجل سعد اليوم أيضا الهدف السعودي الثالث في الدقيقة 87 ليطلق الحكم بعده صافرته معلنا نهاية اللقاء وتأهل الأخضر السعودي للمرة الرابعة إلى كأس العالم كأول منتخب عربي يتأهل إلى مونديال ألمانيا 2006م .

بهذا الفوز تصدر المنتخب السعودي مجموعته قبل نهاية التصفيات بجولة وبإحدى عشر نقطة يليه المنتخب الكوري الجنوبي بعشر نقاط ثم المنتخب الكويتي بأربع نقاط وأخيرا المنتخب الأوزبكي بنقطتين .

June 06

nice jokes .. hope u all enjoy..

Do It Yourself

This woman was walking around the house and noticed her computer was still broken so she went in the living room and saw her husband sitting on the couch and asked him if he could fix it. The husband then said, "do I have Gateway written on my forehead? Fix it yourself."
The woman gets a little upset then goes in the kitchen to get a drink and notices the ice cude dispenser is broken. She then proceeds to ask her husband again to fix this. He again replies, "do I have Kenmore written on my forehead? Fix it yourself." She gets angry and stomps upstairs.

The husband then hollers upstairs, "honey, Jim called. I am going to the bar." When the husband comes home he sees his wife on the computer and then walks in and gets some ice out of the dispenser. He says, "wow honey you really fixed it all yourself?"
The wife then says, "no I didn't, when you left I sat out on the porch crying and a nice young man said he would fix it all if I had sex with him or baked him a cake."

The husband smiled and said, "well what kind of cake did you fix him?"
The woman tilts her head smiles and says, "Do I have Sara Lee written on my forehead?"

Doggie Style

When most married couples have sex they do it doggie style...
That's where the man sits up and begs
And the woman rolls over and plays dead

Differences Between Men And Women

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


POSTULATES
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her
at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing
to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no sense in two people
remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Woman somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and
after marriage.

The Operation

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

Sniper

This guy comes into a gunstore and wants to buy a rifle scope.
The Owner hands him one saying "This is a very good one. Look out the window: Right up on top of that hill you can see my house."
The man looks through and starts laughing.
"What is it?" the Owner.
"It really is a good scope, I can see two people having sex through one of the windows!"
The Owner takes the scope away from him to have a look.
"That´s my wife!" he exclaims.
He mounts the scope on a rifle, loads two bullets and hands it to the man.
"I will give you the rifle with the scope for free if you shoot her in the head and him his dick off."
The man agrees and takes aim. Then he smiles, hands back one bullet and says: "I can do it with one shot now."

An oold arabian man

An old Arab lives close to New York City for more than
40 years. He would love to plant potatoes in his
garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in
college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail.
He explains the
problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't
plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you
were here, you would help me and dig up the garden for
me. I love you, your father."
The following day, the old man receives a response
e-mail from his son:
"Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. It's
there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too,
Ahmed".
At 4pm the US Army, the Marines, the FBI, the CIA and
the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the
whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find
anything. Dissappointed they leave the house.
A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from
his son. "Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up
by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I
could do for you from here. I love you, Ahmed."

June 04

Mr. & Mrs. SMITH 10th of June 2005

MR. AND MRS. SMITH

Realease: June 10

Director: Doug Liman

Written by: Simon Kinberg

Producers: Armon Milchan, Akiva Goldsman, Lucas Foster, Patrick Wachsberger, Eric McLeod

Cast: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Adam Brody

 

A sexy action adventure. John and Jane Smith are an ordinary suburban couple with an ordinary. lifeless suburban marriage. But each of them has a secret: They are legendary assassins working for competing organizations. When the truth comes out, John and Jane end up in each other's cross-hairs...

Asia's big four on course for World Cup


سامي ومبروك في لقائيهما مع أوربتSaudi Arabia, Iran, Japan and South Korea - the big four nations of Asian football - edged further towards automatic qualification for the 2006 World Cup finals in matches played overnight.

The other four nations in the bottom halves of Groups A and B - Kuwait, Uzbekistan, Bahrain and North Korea - look set to fight it out for a back door entry to Germany 2006 by earning the right to meet the fourth-placed CONCACAF team.

Saudi Arabia beat Kuwait 3-0 in Riyadh with two goals from Mohammed Al Shalhoob and another from Saad Al Harithi to take top spot in Group A from South Korea who drew 1-1 against Uzbekistan in Tashkent.

The Saudis now lead the table with eight points from four games, with South Korea on seven, Kuwait on four and Uzbekistan with two. With just two matches to go, the top two are clearly in the driving seat.

The official site for the 2006 FIFA World Cup ™ Germany

 

http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/06/en/o/news/index.html

 

May 29

105 days.. waiting for the truth

"The job of a good citizen is to keep 'their' mouth open.”  Gunther Grass

 

Please press down to sign this petition with over 25,000 signatures

 

http://www.alhaqiqa.net/

 

WE DEMAND TO KNOW THE TRUTH

Citizens4Lebanon, created a banner on February 15th, 2005 in demand of governmental action to uncover the “hidden hands” behind the heinous assassination of Rafik Hariri and in sympathy of the slain victims of the crime. We were the first to utilize the phrase “Truth and Justice” as one of our demands in seeking an international investigation to achieve this end. We then formalized our message into an online petition as well as hand-signed signatures we collected during a vigil we kept by the banner for over two weeks. We met with the Hariri family and the U.N. on March 4th and 9th respectively, and presented both parties with the initial copies of the petition. At the time of our meetings with these individuals, the signature counts were just over 26,000. We have exceeded double that number as of today and continue to circulate the petition online.

Although the first call was for citizens to participate in the democratic process of demanding justice from the responsible officials to uncover the Truth by signing the petition, we feel strongly that pressure needs to continue even though serious discussions to this end of conducting an international investigation are ensuing. It is the role of a civil society to insure that people actively participate in demanding from their elected officials the movement towards building a better future for their country. Such is our sincerest hope for Lebanon and its’ citizens and to move beyond their political and confessional positions to take a stand insuring justice for all.

 

For Lebanon:

 

http://www.forlebanon.net/bio.htm

 

Rafik Al Hariri     (1944-2005)

 

http://www.hariri.org/en/index_en.aspx

 

 

THE ASSASINATION:

Former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafik Hariri was among 18 people killed on Monday when a massive bomb blast hit his motorcade in central Beirut.

( 1000 KG of T.N.T )

The powerful bomb blast took place in front of the five-star hotels St. George and Phoenicia-Intercontinental in the Lebanese capital's famed Corniche overlooking the Mediterranean Sea. The explosion left a 5 meter (15-foot) crater in the street and spread thick dust and ash over the debris.

One of Hariri's senior bodyguards and officials at the American University of Beirut hospital confirmed Hariri's death. The hospital, which said it had seen another nine bodies and more than 100 injured, said Hariri was dead on arrival.

Witnesses reported seeing at least 10 bodies on the scene.

Bystanders and emergency officials rushed to aid the injured, including one man who climbed from a car window ablaze.

Former Economy Minister Basil Fuleihan, riding in the motorcade, was critically wounded, Reuters reported.

It was unclear if the explosives had been packed into a vehicle.

Hariri, 60, a multi-billionaire businessman who resigned from government last October, recently joined calls by the opposition for Syria to quit Lebanon in the run-up to general elections in May, Reuters reported.

Hariri served as prime minister from 1992-98 and again from 2000 until his resignation after parliament amended the Lebanese constitution to extend Syrian-backed President Emile Lahoud's term by three years. Lahoud had been set to leave office last November. (Hariri profile)

At least six fires were burning in the immediate aftermath of the blast, which took place at about 1 p.m. (1100 GMT).

Several of the vehicles from Hariri's convoy were torn apart and set on fire despite their armor plating, Reuters reported.

The explosion was heard as far away as the eastern hills overlooking the city, AP said.

Heavily armed security forces cordoned off the area with yellow tape as rescue workers and investigators combed the scene apparently looking for casualties or clues to what caused the huge explosion.





























 

 

May 27

the prayer

I pray you'll be our eyes, and watch us where we go
And help us to be wise in times when we don't know
Let this be our prayer, when we lose our way
Lead us to the place, guide us with your grace
To a place where we'll be safe

La luce che tu dai (I pray we'll find your light)
Nel cuore restera (and hold it in our hearts)
A ricordarci che (when stars go out each night)
Eterna stella sei (ooh...)
Nella mia preghier (let this be our prayer)
Quanta fede c'e (when shadows fill our day)

Help us find a place, guide us with your grace
Give us fait so we'll be safe

Sogniamo un mondo senza piu violenza
Un mondo di guistizia e di speranza
Ognuno dia la mano al vicino
Simbolo di pace, di fraternita

La forza che ci da (we as that life be kind)
E desiderio che (and watch us from above)
Ognuno trove amore (we hope each soul will find)
Interno ed entro se (another soul to love)

Let this be our prayer (let this be our prayer)
Just like every child (just like every child)

Who needs to find a place, guide us with your grace
Give us faith so we'll be save

 

i think we all need to pray .. to ask GOD to keep us safe..

 

How Did I Fall in LOVE with you

Remember when, we never needed each other
The best of friends like
Sister and Brother
We understood, we'd never be,
Alone

Those days are gone, and I want so much
The night is long and I need your touch
Don't know what to say
I never meant to feel this way
Don't want to be
Alone tonight

What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?

I hear your voice
And I start to tremble
Brings back the child that, I resemble

I cannot pretend, that we can still be friends
Don't want to be,
Alone tonight

Oh I want to say this right
And it has to be tonight
Just need you to know, oh yeah

I don't want to live this life
I don't want to say goodbye
With you I wanna spend
The rest of my life

What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
Everything's changed, we never knew

How did I fall,
in love ,
with you?

i hope no one feel this feeling .. cause it's really bad.. :(   specially if u couldn't say what u feel inside you.. Is that mean u r weak ??

May 26

wise words

WISE WORDS .. !!?

1- Fell sad for u :possible, cry for u : poosible but die for u ,:impossible.

2- U have 2 ears and 1 mouth, to hear more than to talk.

3-who loose money looses alot, who loose friends loose more ,but who loose hope loose every thing.

4- If 1 cheated u that is his faults ,but if he did it again that is ur fault.

5-power is nothing without control.

6-Yesterday is hestory,tommorrow is mystery but today is a gift "Enjoy it".

7-what is the good of being forgiven? i have to promise not to do it again :).

8- never feel sad for loosing some 1, for life is full of  goodbyes.

9- Never do wht ppl do, Coz U'll be just a mirror easily removed and easily browken.

10-Never feel safe for u can't trust fate.

11- Never feel secure; for u R stranger passing through time.

12-Never be any one but yourself; for U loose ur identity searching for ghosts.

13-Never forget UR mistakes; for UR heart will be blind.

14-Never follow UR heart; for UR heart my twine once, but UR mind will win forever..

15-Whenever ppl agree with me i'll always feel i must be wrong.

16-A scientist knows more and more about less and less till he knows every thing about nothing, while a professor knows less and less  

   about moreand more till he knows noting about every thing.

May 23

no updates

i have no any new entrie as i were doing my website .. it's nice .. and i like it.. but what u think ..? is it good.. or bad ??

also i did da caesar'r cafe wep page .. it's nice place to take a rest after a long day ..

here is it ..

http://raedrf.tripod.com/

this is my smal world..

http://www.geocities.com/raedrf/Caesar_Cafe/

Grab a cup of coffee and read the latest news in da world .. sports, songs, and movies.

May 21

what can i say

between a 1000 yesterdays
and a million tomorrows
there only one today,
and i wouldn't let this day pass without saying this to every one visit my space ..

THANKS for visiting my space and hope u come here daily

 

Meet the FOCKers

Meet Greg and Pam (Ben Stiller and Teri Polo)

http://upivideo.universalpictures.com/mtf/mtf_screensaver.zip 

screen saver

 

IF you ever thought your parents were embarrassing – just wait until you MEET THE FOCKERS.

They might seem harmless enough but this odd couple make the Osbournes look tame.

For a start there’s Oscar-winner Robert De Niro back in the role of ex-CIA agent Jack Byrne.


Jack and Dina Byrnes (Robert De Niro and Blythe Danner)

In the original he just about welcomed his daughter’s new fiancé Gaylord “Greg” Focker (Ben Stiller) into the family, but that’s nothing compared to what Jack has in store as he prepares to meet HIS parents.

Greg may have won the hand of Pam (Teri Polo) but unless both sets of in-laws can spend the weekend together before their ceremony, the wedding is likely to be one family affair the young couple could well do without.

And when your dad is none other than Academy Award holder Dustin Hoffman and your mum is songstress Barbra Streisand, you know Greg and his future father-in-law are set for plenty of family misfortunes.


Bernie and Roz Focker (Dustin Hoffmann and Barbra Streisand)

Hoffman plays Greg’s hippy father Bernie, a stay-at-home layabout, while brilliant Babs swaps her music for a stab at sex therapy as Roz, a bedroom guru to a bunch of OAPs.

She obviously specialises in leg-over-the-hill advice.

The freaky foursome finally come face-to-face in Miami when Jack and wife Dina (Blythe Danner – Gwyneth Paltrow’s real-life mum) travel with their young grandson Jack to get a taste of the Fockers’ super-relaxed lifestyle.

In might not be a perfect match but it’s definitely a match made in comedy heaven and features a host of memorable moments including a saucy Cuban caterer, a mishap with a toddler and glue and, of course, the hilarious Jinx The Cat makes a welcome return.

But will Greg’s parents pass Jack’s test and find themselves with a place in his “circle of trust” or are the Fockers’ going to be left on the outskirts of the family.

 

Bush probes Saddam's pants

 

sun

GEORGE Bush yesterday launched a probe into how pictures of Saddam Hussein in his underpants were leaked.

His spokesman said: “He has been briefed. He wants to get to the bottom of it.”

Mr Bush stressed he did NOT believe The Sun’s snaps yesterday would cause a backlash in Iraq.

The fascinating photographs — which also show the fallen tyrant, 68, washing his socks and sleeping in his cell — provided the first glimpse of his life in captivity.

After appearing in The Sun they were shown around the world on TV and in newspapers.

In Baghdad, Iraqis gathered in coffee shops to laugh out loud as our front page picture of their ex-president in his Y-fronts was screened by Arab networks.


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And the US President was quick to dismiss frenzied claims that the pictures could trigger more attacks on British or American soldiers.

Mr Bush said: “I don’t think a photo inspires murders. I think insurgents are inspired by an ideology that is so barbaric and backwards that it’s hard for many in the western world to comprehend how they think.”

The Pentagon confirmed the pictures are genuine but insisted the photographs did not come from an official leak.

However, senior MoD sources last night revealed top brass on both sides of the Atlantic are secretly pleased.

The senior British military source said: “The Pentagon has to put up a strong public show of anger as it doesn’t look good for them if it looks like they leaked them.

“But commanders on the ground will be secretly quite pleased. It is a morale blow to the resistance to see their great leader so humbled.

“And they’ll also remind a lot of Iraqis why we’re there in the first place and what we’ve achieved.”

Last night, a French lawyer for Saddam threatened to sue The Sun for $1million in damages.

Emmanuel Ludot said: “I think it’s a strategy duly orchestrated by the Americans to destroy the image of Saddam Hussein — to say ‘look at this man, he’s not a god, he’s only a man’.”

Sun managing editor Graham Dudman said: “I defy any newspaper, magazine, or television station who were presented with them not to have published.

“This is the modern-day Adolf Hitler. Don’t feel sorry for him.”

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005230454,,00.html

 

 

May 19

ummmmm

i think last blog girls only.. on may 17th .. it had da biggest number of comments in my space .. maybe cause it's lucky cause about girls stuff.. so i think  girls always make things grow up ;)

looooool

May 17

Ladies Only

Nothing to write about today in my space... But I add some sites in a new list, for girls only (ladies only , men not allowed)... So I hope u liked these sites… looool

May 14

Confession

i love this song 

Confession

 

I've been blind on welling,to see the true love you are gaven

I've ignored every blessing, I'm on my knees confessing

 

Then i feel my self surender,each time i see your face

I'm stand goodbye your beauty,you are assuming grace

And i feel my heart turning falling into place

I can't hide now here my confession

 

I've been (...........) about you,thought i'm strong without you

For so long nothing could move me,so long nothing could change me

 

Now i feel my self surender,each time i see your face

I'm captured by your beauty,you are assuming grace

And i feel my heart turning falling into place

I can't hide, now here my confession

 

You are the end that i dream, you are the crown beneeth my feet

When did i start blieving....

 

 

Cause i feel my self surender,each time i see your face

I'm stand goodbye your beauty,you are assuming grace

And i feel my heart turning falling into place

I can't hide now here my confession

 

Here my confession................